Jay Quote #1264
Quote from Jay in Written In The Stars
Gloria: You see, we have the same address and the same last name. I was just pretending to be a prostitute because my husband has a thing for Jane Fonda in "Klute."
Jay: The body was crazy. Unfortunately, so were the politics.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Written In The Stars’ Quotes
Quote from Haley
Haley: Are you into him or something?
Alex: No! I'm just genuinely concerned you're going to embarrass yourself or me. At least look up the difference between astrology and astronomy.
Haley: Okay, alls I know is, is that you're being a real Capricorn right now. The sun revolves around the Earth, and not you.
Quote from Joe
Joe: [aside to camera] Now that I'm six, I like girls, but I love two girls: The Little Mermaid and Claire.
Quote from Jay
Phil: Gloria is mad at you. If you walk in there with some lame gift, she will bite your head right off, mister.
Jay: Well, you worried for nothing. I bought her a nice cookie, and the biggest Mylar balloon they sold at the grocery store.