Claire Quote #697
Quote from Claire in He Said, She Shed
Alex: Yes, bravo, but what's a She Shed?
Claire: Well, it's just a simple little structure where I can go to be alone and do yoga or meditate and nobody can bother me.
Alex: Oh, so a glass of wine and a cigarette in the tub isn't cutting it anymore?
Claire: I don't smoke, honey. I have a tobacco-scented candle.
Alex: They don't make tobacco-scented-
Claire: This is more of that stuff no one cares about.
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Quote from Gloria
Gloria: But Joe worries me because stress can destroy a child. Take it from Cartagena's junior regional backstroke champion.
Manny: You used to swim?
Gloria: Like a cigarette boat fleeing to international waters. But all that stress brought the darkness in me. I started pulling out my hair, and... there was an incident.
Manny: What kind of incident?
Gloria: I'm ashamed to admit it, but when I lost one of the big races, I might have hit one of the other swimmers in the leg with a skimmer pole.
Manny: You Tonya Harding-ed another girl?
Gloria: No, in Colombia, they call it the Gloria Ramirez-ing.
Quote from Gloria
Jay: You know, Gloria, with the right training, this kid could go all the way. Me managing his golf career can be my second act.
Gloria: You're 70. Your second act was two acts ago.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] I needed to find a way to spend more quality time with Joe. I couldn't take another Saturday of hide-and-seek. At this point, I've spent more time in the closet than Mitchell. [chuckles]