Phil Quote #1537
Quote from Phil in Tough Love
Claire: Ready for your big camping trip? You sure you got everything you need?
Phil: Everything but the one thing I'd truly be lost without... Your Camry. My GPS is broken. Can we trade cars?
[aside to camera:]
Phil: I recently left my real-estate partners to strike out on my own. But before facing the wilds of the housing market, I'm gonna boost my confidence with six rugged nights of camping at Yosemite National Park and one at the Kawayu Lodge. I'm- I'm concerned, of course, about readjusting to civilization, so I've reserved the garden suite in case I'm more comfortable sleeping outside.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Tough Love’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Jay: It's cute, that grown-up routine Manny's putting on to impress his girlfriend.
Gloria: She's not his girlfriend. She's his teacher.
Jay: Gloria, he brought her home when he thought no one would be around.
Gloria: Manny has been bringing his teachers home since he was a little kid. His 9th birthday party turned into a PTA meeting.
Quote from Jay
Jay: You're gonna love it, Joe. My dad took me to an air show like this for my 12th birthday. We saw Blue Angels, fighter jets, a B-52 bomber.
Joe: Something got bombed?
Jay: Well, my dad. He got in a drinking contest with some fly boys. But that just made it extra fun, 'cause I got to drive us home.
Quote from Joe
Gloria: Joe, why is the fort still in the middle of the living room?
Joe: I need it.
Gloria: For what? Apaches? Are you being attacked?
Joe: Feels like it.