Haley Quote #382
Quote from Haley in Thanksgiving Jamboree
Rainer Shiner: Hey. Good news. The box of hair products we pre-shipped has arrived and is waiting for us at the resort.
Haley: I don't care about our hair anymore.
Rainer Shiner: Hey! That's crazy talk.
Haley: I still haven't gotten up the guts to tell my parents. My mom will be cool, but my dad is gonna freak out.
Rainer Shiner: Well, I'll tell him. Your dad and I are buds. And I am excellent at delivering bad news with a smile. And that means the Coast Guard will be spending the holidays with their families, because the search has been called off.
Haley: Wow, you're good.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Thanksgiving Jamboree’ Quotes
Quote from Manny
Manny: [aside to camera] Luke somehow beat me in the election for president, and I still can't get over it.
Not to be hyperbolic, but humans are a decade away from fighting apes on horseback.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Look, Joe. This is a goat.
Joe: [goat bleating] Ahh, I'm scared!
Gloria: No, no, no, there's nothing to be scared of. That's the way he says, "I love you." Of all the animals, this one is the one that sounds the most like an informer being tortured.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera] I cannot have another son that is afraid of animals. When Manny was 5, he went to a petting zoo with a backpack full of truffle popcorn. By the time they pulled the pigs off him, [voice breaking]
he was only wearing one sock.