Phil Quote #1306
Quote from Phil in Man Shouldn't Lie
Phil: Is that what I think it is?
Claire: Uh, no.
Phil: Yeah, pizza's here.
Claire: Oh.
Phil: How you doing? [dog growls] What was that?
Luke: [growls] I'm the pizza monster! It's this new character I'm doing. [chuckles]
Phil: I love it. I really love it.
[aside to camera:]
Phil: I didn't really love it. It felt a little close to my Chicken Pot Pirate.
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Quote from Gloria
Jay: Why would I want these people in my house messing up my poker game?
Gloria: Maybe you'll meet new friends.
Jay: We've been over this before. I don't want any new friends. I have the exact-right number of friends.
Gloria: Jay, your friends have been around since before the movies could talk. I don't think it's the worst idea to start getting some backups.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Dana, come with me to the kitchen while the boys get to know each other.
Dana: All right. Did you hear they're thinking of eliminating cursive at the school?
Gloria: All of it, or just the "F" word?
Quote from Gloria
Jay: Great. Now I'm stuck going to some boring charity event with Reece. You see what your mom got me into?
Manny: Jay, come on. Keep an open mind.
Gloria: All we're saying is give Reece a chance.