Luke Quote #336
Quote from Luke in White Christmas
Lily: What do you think's in here?
Luke: No one told you the legend of the forgotten boy? Happened right here a hundred years ago.
Manny: A boy was very bad, and his parents locked him in this secret room and left him here forever.
Luke: They say at night, you can hear him trying to scratch his way out.
Manny: We got her.
Lily: Idiots.
Luke: That was you scratching, right?
Modern Family Quotes
‘White Christmas’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera] Christmas in Colombia was always hot and loud, people arguing, betrayal, schemes. So I rented a mountain cabin for the whole family to celebrate my first Christmas as an American. I want a white Christmas, you know, like white people have.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] There is no Chuck Feeny. I made him up because of what happened to Don McSorley when he turned his company over to his son. Son only took the job because he felt obligated. One year later, business went bankrupt. Broke my heart to buy his entire inventory 8 cents on the dollar.
Quote from Jay
Jay: Gloria and I have been talking about this for a while. What with Joe getting older, I feel it's just the right time to start a new chapter, which is why I've decided... to retire.
Mitchell: Oh, my.
Cameron: What?!
Jay: Well, maybe "retired" is the wrong word. More of a transition. So, when people ask, "where's Jay Pritchett?" You tell them, "he's transitioning."
Mitchell: Mm.
Jay: Okay, I heard it, too. Let's go back to retiring.