Jay Quote #913
Quote from Jay in The More You Ignore Me
Mitchell: [aside to camera] I needed the distraction. I had spent enough of my day obsessing over Simon's job offer. Plus, I don't know seeing my big, strong dad reach out to me in a vulnerable way, it was- It was kind of touching.
[back:]
Jay: The red button! How do you not see it?! Before you got here, I was turning it on with a broom! Now just- Forget it. Let's get lunch.
Modern Family Quotes
‘The More You Ignore Me’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: It's a secret recipe that has been in my family for generations.
Cameron: Was your sauce buried in a local time capsule during the bicentennial? Because mine was.
Gloria: My great-aunt Miranda was the only one that could make it, and because I was the oldest girl that didn't marry a Peruvian, the recipe passed down to me.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: [aside to camera] It was a boon year for tomatoes on the farm, or what we're calling Tomatogeddon. So they made an extra-large batch of Tucker's famous, and we're selling it at the Farmers' Market.
Mitchell: Now, when you say "famous"?
Cameron: It's known Missouri-wide. A death-row inmate requested it for his last meal.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Well, you, sir, take your time deciding. We'll be here just as sure as a coonhound takes a summer nap in the shade of a chifferobe.
Mitchell: OK, now you're just randomly throwing words together from "To Kill a Mockingbird."