Jay Quote #868
Jay: Oh, what the hell?
Gloria: Isn't it cute? Last night when I went to do my nails the girls did it just for fun.
Jay: What's fun about a lifetime of gender confusion?
Gloria: It's the same as when you took him to the Dodgers game and brought him back with that Dodgers cap.
Jay: You think? Or is it different in every conceivable respect?
Modern Family Quotes
‘Integrity’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Gavin Saint Clair: What do you want? Oh.
Gloria: I just want you to listen to my voice and look into my eyes and ask yourself "Did this woman made it all the way here from Colombia without knowing some very bad men who would love to do her a favor?"
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera] I wanted to kill him. But I bite my tongue, because in this family they think that I am a Colombian hothead which is crazy, because a Colombian hot head is when you set somebody's head on fire. It smells terrible, but it sends a message.
Quote from Manny
Manny: That cinnamon stick is from Sri Lanka!
Luke: Get off me! You smell like a candle.
Manny: It's lavender bath beads, you son of a bitch!
Alex: And the award for the saddest brawl goes to...