Gloria Quote #503
Quote from Gloria in Haley's 21st Birthday
Haley: I can't believe I'm talking to my mom about this.
Claire: Honey, I told you, you're a grown-up now. I'm gonna respect your decisions, and let you live your life. It's the best gift I can give to you on your 21st birthday -- my friendship and unconditional acceptance.
Haley: Aw! That means so much to me right now. You know why?
Claire: Why?
Haley: Because I want to get a tattoo tonight, and I was afraid you'd say no.
Gloria: Ay, how could she say no after everything she just said to you?!
Claire: How could I say no? Is there a way?
Haley: Oh, my god, Mom, this is the best present ever! Could tonight get any better?!
Gloria: Yes! She can pay for it so you can get a really big one!
Modern Family Quotes
‘Haley's 21st Birthday’ Quotes
Quote from Lily
Lily: When I grow up, I want to have kids. Well, first, I want a perfect husband. Someone who takes care of me. And then we're gonna make a baby. Which is easy. You just put eggs and tadpoles in a glass, and the woman has to drink it. Then, the woman and man kiss and jump on their bed. After a year, she pees, and a baby comes out.
Luke: Wow.
Alex: Oh, my God.
Manny: Okay, then.
Quote from Luke
Lily: So, do you know how babies are made?
Luke: Yep, and I'll tell you. But first, we're gonna need a pen and a bagel.
Lily: Why?
Luke: Well, you're gonna need to take notes, and I'm hungry.
Quote from Cameron
Mitchell: [aside to camera] There is a lot of pressure when one is a gay uncle.
Cameron: Or guncle.
Mitchell: Giving a gift to a niece as hip and chic as Haley.
Cameron: In the 10 years that we've been together, we've only missed the mark one time.
Mitchell: Yeah, when Claire told us what to buy, but we learned our lesson. Ignore Claire and trust our gay instincts.
Cameron: Or "ginstincts."
Mitchell: Too much.