Jay Quote #771
Quote from Jay in Won't You Be Our Neighbor
Jay: What else did you discuss with her? Did you mention we've been experimenting with lighted hanging rods?
Manny: I don't have a great rap with girls, but it's better than that.
Jay: Well, you're gonna use it with someone else 'cause I forbid you to see her.
Manny: What?
Gloria: That's not fair.
Jay: What's not fair is me picking up the pieces of my life while Earl gets to be an extra on "Dallas"!
Modern Family Quotes
‘Won't You Be Our Neighbor’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: Okay. I'm taking off.
Luke: Where are you going? I thought we were going to give a chicken the best day of its life.
Phil: I hate that we keep rescheduling that, but being a realtor man means working on Sundays, like priests and Lesley Stahl.
Quote from Gloria
Earl: Hello, Jay.
Jay: Hello, Earl.
Gloria: I invited him so that you two finally can bury the machete.
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] I am handling the sale of our neighbor Jerry's house. He's selling it and moving into a bachelor pad now that he's officially divorced.
Claire: Which is great!
Phil: Well, I don't know about "great." I mean, you can come and go as you please, I suppose, and maybe see what's up with the U.P.S. girl who's always asking if you work out, or-
Claire: It's great because we have the rare opportunity to choose our new neighbors.
Phil: While still looking out for my client's best interests, of course.
Claire: Wink wink.
Phil: I'm in kind of in a delicate spot, stuck between my wife and the guy next door, but I'm pretty sure I can satisfy them both simultaneously.