Haley Quote #256
Haley: Hey. So, uh, quick follow-up. Um, when you said I would be destroyed if we had kissed, what exactly did you mean by that?
Andy: Oh, gosh. I guess that is confusing, huh?
Andy: Yeah. I just meant that you would've been emotionally ruined.
Haley: What?!
Andy: Yeah. I don't understand it myself, but there's a lot of heat coming off of this. Girls do not get over this guy. I'm not calling myself a drug, but...
Haley: I'm sorry. Hasn't Beth broken up with you, like, 10 times? She's dying to get back with me, though. I wouldn't say it's withdrawal, but-
Haley: For the record, guys don't get over me, okay? At last count, I have three stalkers. One of them has my face spray-painted on his van. I had to stand there forever while he did it!
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