Phil Quote #863
Quote from Phil in Larry's Wife
Claire: Are you all clients of Phil's?
Lorraine: Apparently.
Claire: Well, you could not be in better hands. I met Phil when I was at such a rocky place in my life. He was available to me morning, noon, and night. Of course he found me my dream house, but that wasn't the best part. Phil taught me how to trust a man again, and I think that was always his plan.
Phil: That was always my plan.
Claire: And it was not easy for me to trust a man after the husband that I'd had. This guys left tools in the yard, let the kids run wild.
Phil: Well, great to see you, Claire.
Claire: He was always interrupting me. And he wore the most ridiculous sleep-mask thing.
Diane: Oh, God, sounds like such a diva.
Phil: Or he's photosensitive, which is a real condition.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Larry's Wife’ Quotes
Quote from Manny
Jay: It's a movie. New York, '70s, Charles Bronson's a firm family man, and he-
Manny: Who's pushed to the limit until one day he decides to fight back.
Jay: You've seen it?
Manny: It's called "Death Wish." I doubt it ends with him trading banter in an apartment with Marsha Mason.
Quote from Haley
Haley: Thanks for winning my computer back.
Luke: And getting me all my money. That was awesome.
Alex: Yeah, if only I had stopped there, but I had to go back down. I got greedy, and I was careless.
Haley: There's a story about that I remember from school. Icarus flew too close to his son. I think their wings bumped. One of them fell. They might have been ducks. Anyway, the lesson is, is that you have to pay attention.
Quote from Phil
Phil: [on the phone] I'm mad for you Diane. Roger's dating already? OMG, I wonder if she's younger than him. You hold on a second? [switching lines] Lorraine, how's my favorite client?
[aside to camera:]
Phil: I've been on something of a hot streak at work. I've tapped into a rich vein of new clients recently divorced moms. You might say I hit the single-mother lode.