Phil Quote #801
Quote from Phil in The Future Dunphys
Sydney: Wait. You made a suit for Jonathan? He's a cat.
Angela: He's a hairless stray. He needs the suit for warmth. You know, that thing all of your husbands eventually stop feeling for you.
Sydney: I did not come here to be insulted. I came here for dad. Dad, I need $500.
Angela: How can you need money? You have four divorce settlements.
Sydney: Yeah, sorry I'm not some sad, lonely exorcist.
Angela: Archivist. I'm an archivist.
Dustin: Ugh. This arguing. I might as well have just stayed in court.
Phil: [under his breath] Please be a lawyer. Please be a lawyer.
Norman: How'd it go?
Dustin: I got probation plus time served. Suck it!
Angela: Well, maybe now you'll stop siphoning electricity off the grid with a meat hook.
Dustin: Hey, look at me for a second. When you die alone in your bed, Jonathan's going to eat you.
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Claire: [on the phone] Haley, I love you. If you don't want to work in that store, I'll help you find something you like better.
Haley: Is this reverse psychiatry?
Claire: No, honey. Actually, nothing is.
Quote from Lily
Lily: I want a cheeseburger.
Cameron: But this is a special soup called pho.
Lily: You told me not to say that word.
Quote from Alex
Alex: I need caffeine today.
Claire: You can have juice. How late were you at that party last night?
Haley: Oh, please. She snuck in at 10:00 and spent all night reading under the covers with a flashlight.
Claire: Alex, what have I told you about staying out past your curfew?
Alex: I need to do it more often.