Jay Quote #557
Art Teacher: First of all, I just want to say what a pleasure it is to have Manny in art class. He's talented-
Jay: Can we just skip to what he did wrong?
Gloria: Who said that he did something wrong?
Jay: Hit it.
Art Teacher: We do have an issue.
Jay: Told you.
Art Teacher: Manny seems to have quite a fascination with the female nude.
Gloria: So? He's a romantic.
Art Teacher: Well, this is all his art work over the last few weeks.
Jay: Holy moly.
Art Teacher: There were even more, but I think the janitor took some home.
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Quote from Claire
Claire: [aside to camera] Raising a kid is like sending a rocket ship to the moon. You spend the early years in constant contact, and then one day, around the teenage years, they go around the dark side and they're gone. All you can do is wait for that faint signal that says they're coming back. I think Haley is sending me that signal.
Phil: [clears throat] And?
Claire: And Phil gave me that analogy.
Quote from Lily
Sal: Sorry you couldn't come to the wedding. It was no kids.
Lily: It's okay. I'll go to your next one.
Sal: Wow.
Mitchell: Yeah. She- She just means when she's not a kid anymore, you know?
Lily: She knows what I mean.
Sal: I don't like you.
Lily: [whispers] I'll get over it.
Quote from Mitchell
Cameron: [aside to camera] Sal was our best girlfriend from back in our party days, but over the years, we've kind of gone in different directions.
Mitchell: We chose forward.