Gloria Quote #328
Quote from Gloria in Party Crasher
Gloria: Manny? Manny, please come out.
Manny: [o.s.] Unless you're here to cut a food slot on my door, you can leave now.
Gloria: Nobody's going to make fun of you.
Manny: Kids make fun of you if you get a haircut. I just gave them a full-blown sex scandal.
Gloria: No, everybody's so excited to celebrate with you. Ay, no.
[aside to camera:]
Gloria: The baby was ready, but I was not. It was bad enough that Manny had to share his mother. I couldn't let him share a birthday, too.
[back:]
Gloria: You stay in there!
Manny: [o.s.] I thought you wanted me to come out.
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Lily: Ow! [crashing sounds, beeping]
Mitchell: Cam!
Cameron: Oh, please. Do not blame me. We always knew there was a strong possibility she'd be a terrible driver.
Quote from Phil
Claire: He's old. She's young. It's gross.
Phil: Honey, nothing's happening. Young people seek out older mentors all the time. When I was 17, I was really close with my friend Stacy's mom. Mrs. Robinson was a former cheerleader, so she knew just how to massage my legs after practice. She had her own homemade bengay that didn't burn no matter where she rubbed it on me. If I had the chance to go over there, I never missed an opportunity.
Claire: I think maybe you did.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Okay, everybody. So We sing, then presents, then cake. That's a Colombian tradition. And we do not speak of what happened before. Nobody saw anything. That's another Colombian tradition.