Jay Quote #506
Quote from Jay in When a Tree Falls
Jerry: Jay, you got any good apps?
Jay: I don't know. I got call waiting. Is that an app? [all laugh] You guys laugh a lot, huh?
Phil: Jay's a little technologically challenged.
Jay: From a guy who can't drive a stick.
Jerry: What?
Bill: You can't?
Jay: Well he called me to rescue him one time. He got stuck on a hill. He was afraid to let go of the clutch. Well by the time I got there, traffic's backed up half a mile, everybody's yelling at him. He's in tears.
Phil: Not tears. Maybe sweat.
Jay: Yeah, sweatin' out your eyes.
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Alex: [aside to camera] Last summer, my sister took a totally humiliating photo of me. Then she posted it to Facebook and refused to take it down. It got 873 likes. Meanwhile, there's not one embarrassing photo of Haley. Even her mug shots were cute. Today, I get my revenge. One photo of Haley, dirty, sweaty, picking up trash like a criminal. It'll be my finest moment. In a few years, I hope to have some more friends and not have time for this kind of stuff.
Quote from Luke
Manny: Look, I'm Mexico. Again. Does anybody care that I'm not from Mexico?
Luke: You keep saying that, but we've never seen a birth certificate.
Quote from Jay
Gloria: Oh, I see what this is. You called Claire to babysit the stupid pregnant lady!
Jay: You're the one who called her.
Gloria: I did?
[aside to camera:]
Jay: I called Claire. Gloria needs watching. She's got a serious case of pregnancy brain. Last week, I found a bar of soap in the fridge and a stick of butter in the shower. I walked around all day smelling like a bucket of popcorn.
Manny: Better than the toast I ate.
Jay: Yet you ate the second piece.