Jay Quote #457

Quote from Jay in Bringing Up Baby

Gloria: And if you're too set in your old ways to be happy about it, I can raise it on my own. I have done it before, and I can do it now! I come from a very long line of strong Latin women whose husbands are nowhere to be found!
Jay: Are you done?
Gloria: Yes!
Jay: Can I say something?
Gloria: Go on!
Jay: That's the greatest news I've ever heard.
Gloria: It is?
Jay: I spent the day hearing what my future had in store for me, and I didn't like one bit of it. It felt like my life was ending. And now you're telling me that I get to have a new start with the woman of my dreams. I think I'm gonna cry.
Phil: I'm way ahead of you.

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 ‘Bringing Up Baby’ Quotes

Quote from Jay

Cameron: It's a French Canadian delicacy called poutine.
Jay: Mm. Well, it looks like vomit, so I'm not pou-ting it in my mouth.

Quote from Manny

Gloria: Manny, I can take care of a baby. I took care of you.
Manny: Please. I was an anomaly. I self-potty trained.
[aside to camera:]
Manny: I just did not get the appeal of intentionally soiling one's pants. That said, I will admit to missing the kisses on my tummy.

Quote from Cameron

Cameron: [aside to camera] The giant stuffed elephant was a gift from our good friend Pepper.
Mitchell: Gay guys having kids is, it's relatively new, so our community has not yet learned how to modulate baby gifts.
Cameron: When Steven and Stefan had little Rocco, our friend Longinus sent over the whole cast of "Yo Gabba Gabba".
Mitchell: Now Rocco cries whenever he sees bright colors.
Cameron: I'm not allowed over there.