Gloria: And if you're too set in your old ways to be happy about it, I can raise it on my own. I have done it before, and I can do it now! I come from a very long line of strong Latin women whose husbands are nowhere to be found!
Jay: Are you done?
Gloria: Yes!
Jay: Can I say something?
Gloria: Go on!
Jay: That's the greatest news I've ever heard.
Gloria: It is?
Jay: I spent the day hearing what my future had in store for me, and I didn't like one bit of it. It felt like my life was ending. And now you're telling me that I get to have a new start with the woman of my dreams. I think I'm gonna cry.
Phil: I'm way ahead of you.