Jay Quote #378
Quote from Jay in Lifetime Supply
Jay: Gloria said he was sick.
Claire: No. He went to the doctor, he had some tests. The doctor called. That's it.
Gloria: Plus today he run out of his lifetime supply of razors.
Manny: That's a sign.
Jay: This is a lot of hocus-pocus! I can't believe I bought a coffee cake over this!
Modern Family Quotes
‘Lifetime Supply’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Gloria: That's the problem with Americans. They expect all of us to know their language, but they don't even make the effort to learn ours.
Walt: Win a war sometime. Then we'll start talking like you.
Luke: Ha. So wrong.
Quote from Javier
Javier: Look into his eyes. I don't care what the doctor says. I give him six months.
Quote from Alex
Cameron: Oh, that looks great up there! How impressed are you with your uncle right now?
Alex: So impressed.
[aside to camera:]
Alex: I didn't wanna ruin their moment by telling them how many awards I've gotten, but let's just say I don't get out of bed for a trophy that size.