Alex Quote #84
Quote from Alex in Express Christmas
Alex: What about this one?
Mitchell: Let's see. No. No. I'm sorry, I know I'm being really O.C.D. right now, but there's something very particular that I'm looking for. It needs to be a Douglas Fir, at least 8 feet tall, and look good from all sides.
Alex: Exactly. No bald spots.
Mitchell: Yes. Thank you. Thank you. The key is symmetry, right?
Alex: [singing to the tune of O, Tannebaum] Oh, symmetry, Oh, symmetry.
Mitchell: How come we never go shopping together?
Alex: Because I hate shopping.
Mitchell: I do, too!
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‘Express Christmas’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Luke!
Luke: At what?
Gloria: What do you mean, "at what"? I said "Luke."
Luke: I am looking.
Gloria: I know you are. Stay on the beams. Maybe it's here. [uncovers Barkley] Ay, dios mio! El diablo! It's back!
Quote from Haley
Haley: Uh, I have a party tonight. You promised I could go if I got a "B" on my test. I studied. I read stuff. What was the point of all that?
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Look where you're going!
Luke: To open more boxes. Oh, you said "look where you're going, " didn't you?
Gloria: Yes.
Luke: Every time you say "Luke, " I think you're saying "look."
Gloria: I don't hear the difference.
Luke: It's not that hard. One is my name.
Gloria: Juan is not your name! Stop kidding around and look, Luke! Ay, I get it. "Look" sounds like "Luke."
Luke: Yes. Thank God. I've been carrying that one around for three years.