Manny Quote #125

Quote from Manny in Mother's Day

Gloria: Oh, Jay! A diamond necklace. Thank you.
Jay: You deserve it. Go ahead, kid.
Manny: Happy Mother's Day, Mom.
Gloria: Ah!
Gloria: A necklace made of the Froot Loops. I love it.
Manny: I know they're not exactly diamonds, Mom.
Gloria: No, they're beautiful.
Jay: You know what? I got a confession to make. Those aren't real diamonds. No. Give them back. I'll get you some real ones later.
Manny: Dang it. Now I got to come clean. Those aren't real Froot Loops. They're generic.
Gloria: Now I have no presents again.

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 ‘Mother's Day’ Quotes

Quote from Cameron

Cameron: [aside to camera] There's nothing gays hate more than when people...
Both: Treat us like women.
Cameron: We're not. We don't want to go to your baby shower. We don't have a time of the month. We don't love pink.
Mitchell: You love pink.
Cameron: No, pink loves me.

Quote from Jay

Jay: What the hell are those?
Phil: Onion goggles. No more tears when I cook. Welcome to the 21st century. You should get a pair.
Jay: I was gonna suggest the same thing.

Quote from Phil

Phil: [aside to camera] Jay teared up in front of me. He'd never shown me that kind of vulnerability, and it embarrassed him. I'd shamed the proud lion. Only thing to do, hug the proud lion. Oh, I could get bit. I could get scratched. But you know what's inside every lion? A pussycat.