Jay Quote #247
Quote from Jay in Regrets Only
Jay: How'd this thing come off anyway?
Claire: Well, I was cooking dinner and-
Phil: Right. And the raccoon just walked in the-
Claire: And I already had the door open.
Phil: Right. Which, I had already had ahold of the handle-
Jay: Why don't you two go work on your story and come back?
Modern Family Quotes
‘Regrets Only’ Quotes
Quote from Manny
Jay: [singing] Oh, Danny boy The pipes The pipes are calling From glen to glen And down the mountainside The summer's gone And all the roses-
Manny: You keep this up, and this won't be the last plug I pull.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: That's it! How is she supposed to see this? If you give me a message this tiny, I kill you.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: That's it! You insult a woman's driving and you use the air bunnies. You do that to me and I kill you.