Phil Quote #259

Quote from Phil in Strangers on a Treadmill

Phil: So many giants of residential real estate here tonight. And of course, J.J. McCubbin. I'm not saying J.J. is small but in the realty section, he was described as "charming." [crowd laughs] Mark Simon, you out there? There's Mark. How are you, buddy? Mark recently moved into a new model. How are you, Francine? [crowd laughs] I kid Mark Simon. I kid Mark Simon.

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Quote from Gloria

Gloria: Manny's right. The quinceanera is very important in the Latin culture. The moment the father dances with his little princess. Ay. I remember my own father holding my hand. There wasn't a dry eye in the cartel.

Quote from Haley

Alex: What are you doing? I was about to call Mackenzie?
Haley: Yeah, I know. Now shut up and let me help you. The world is divided into two groups: Cool girls and girls like you. And you have been given a rare opportunity to move from the former to the latter.
Alex: The latter to the former.
Haley: Whatever. Oh, my God, you're such a geek. Now, do you want to be smart, or do you want to be popular?

Quote from Gloria

Jay: But these people don't want me there. See, they're just being polite. I'm the boss.
Gloria: That's what you tell yourself so you can stay above them. You just throw them an Obama Steak and run to the golf course.