Javier Quote #3
Quote from Javier in Up All Night
Javier: I see a picture over here of you on a motorcycle. You ride?
Jay: I used to.
Javier: Used to? Used to? Jay, the saddest words in any language, my friend.
Jay: Yeah. Hey, help me out here. Everybody sees you as this great guy. You know, you live this life of adventure. How come I don't buy a word of it? All I see is a dad who doesn't show up.
Javier: Hey, Manny knows me. I live in the now.
Jay: Well, I was living in the yesterday when Manny was crying outside that door 'cause you didn't show up for the 10th time.
Javier: And when I don't come, you think, uh- What, I'm just off chasing a good time, hmm? You ever think it might be hard for me, coming here?
Jay: Why? Because of Gloria?
Javier: Because of you.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Up All Night’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
[asides to camera:]
Alex: What's the most irritating thing my parents say to me?
Manny: "That's too much cologne."
Haley: "That's how girls end up dead."
Luke: "Don't talk black to me."
Manny: "It's inappropriate because she's your teacher."
Luke: How do you even talk black? End words with 'izzle'?
Alex: [o.s.] It's "talk back," you idiot.
Luke: Oh.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Luke, buddy, hold back a sec. This is not gonna happen, okay, but there is a scenario where you could be the man of the house and you need to know all the PIN numbers and passwords.
Luke: I don't wanna be the man of the house.
Phil: Now, don't talk black to me.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Okay, kids, gather around. Like you're hugging me, but don't touch me, okay? Now look, I'm gonna be fine.
Alex: We know, Dad.
Phil: We don't know that. It's a miracle I'm standing up. But look, in case anything happens- [groans, exhales] I want you to know that if I'd had time, I would have fixed that step.