Claire Quote #788
Quote from Claire in SuperShowerBabyBowl
Claire: Hey, Dylan, open up. It's Claire.
Dylan: [o.s.] I... I don't want to talk, Mrs. D.
Claire: Look, I realize you're upset. But those things that Cam and Mitch and Luke and Phil and Gloria said, they're... they were just, uh, silly misunderstandings.
Dylan: [opens door] Okay. But what about what you said?
[flashback:]
Alex: You realize we're gonna have to baby-proof all the cabinets at home, right?
Claire: Think of how cute it'll be watching Dylan try to get into them.
[back:]
Claire: I shouldn't have said that, and I obviously didn't realize...
Dylan: What? That I would get that joke? The insult set it up, Mrs. D. "Lady Dye-Job" has feelings.
Modern Family Quotes
‘SuperShowerBabyBowl’ Quotes
Quote from Dylan
Dylan: Thanks. And thanks for inviting me today.
Alex: Of course. You're the baby's father.
Dylan: Yeah, but it's a family thing, and I don't always feel like I belong. Sometimes they look at me like the proverbial bird in the punch bowl.
Alex: Almost.
Quote from Jay
Jay: ♪ Oh, Super Bowl ♪ ♪ The plays, the plays, they're calling ♪ ♪ From end to end ♪ ♪ And... ♪ [opens fridge] Oh!
Gloria: What happened? Do I call the nine and the one and the other one?
Jay: Why is my fridge filled with non-football-related foods on Super Bowl Sunday? There's no room for my Jerry Rice pudding.
Quote from Dylan
Luke: Hey, you guys want to buy a Super Bowl square? Only $3.75.
Dylan: Cool. Can I take three squares?
Haley: Yeah, I need something good today, too. We'll split five squares.
Phil: Uh... do you have quarters?
Dylan: Oh, I don't carry change since the last time I got struck by lightning.