Phil Quote #1586
Quote from Phil in Daddy Issues
Phil: How we doin'?
[aside to camera:]
Phil: [aside to camera] It's the most stressful day of the year for Claire our anniversary. She tends to leave her gift shopping till the last minute, and the pressure can really get to her.
[back:]
Claire: I'm great.
Phil: Huh. Oh, did you forget it's our-
Claire: No. Happy Anniversary.
Phil: You're strangely calm. Is this the legendary realm beyond madness?
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