Quote from Phil in Daddy Issues
Phil: How we doin'? [aside to camera:] Phil: [aside to camera] It's the most stressful day of the year for Claire our anniversary. She tends to leave her gift shopping till the last minute, and the pressure can really get to her. [back:] Claire: I'm great. Phil: Huh. Oh, did you forget it's our- Claire: No. Happy Anniversary. Phil: You're strangely calm. Is this the legendary realm beyond madness?