Gloria Quote #740
Quote from Gloria in Written In The Stars
Gloria: I wasn't mad at you. I was mad at Joe because he didn't make me a Valentine.
Jay: So your 6-year-old kid doesn't give you a card, you get so mad, you throw a tire iron through the windshield. It's got to be deeper than that.
Gloria: Manny, for the first time ever, didn't make me a Valentine's, either.
Jay: That's not deeper. That's just doubling down on the same disturbing thing.
Gloria: Disturbing? When Manny was 5 years old, he told me that he would forever be my Valentine's. Promises were made. I will not be ignored! Okay, yeah. That sounded weird.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Written In The Stars’ Quotes
Quote from Haley
Haley: Are you into him or something?
Alex: No! I'm just genuinely concerned you're going to embarrass yourself or me. At least look up the difference between astrology and astronomy.
Haley: Okay, alls I know is, is that you're being a real Capricorn right now. The sun revolves around the Earth, and not you.
Quote from Joe
Joe: [aside to camera] Now that I'm six, I like girls, but I love two girls: The Little Mermaid and Claire.
Quote from Jay
Gloria: You see, we have the same address and the same last name. I was just pretending to be a prostitute because my husband has a thing for Jane Fonda in "Klute."
Jay: The body was crazy. Unfortunately, so were the politics.