Phil Quote #1540
Quote from Phil in Tough Love
Phil: [recording] Survival vlog number two. Um... I descended into the water attempting to retrieve my gear. I encountered slippery rocks [insect buzzing], a cold, brisk current, and although I have no photographic evidence of it, a sea serpent. My ensuing thrashing stunned a passing trout. I then foraged some wild blueberries and honey from what turned out to be a not [chuckles] altogether abandoned hive. Just goes to show you I don't need all that fancy equipment. Phil Dunphy can survive in the wild, even- [animal roaring in the distance] Ha! Ha! That sounded big, didn't it? Good thing I smell like berries, honey, and raw fish, so I'm basically all three courses of a bear's favorite meal! [bear growling in the distance]
Modern Family Quotes
‘Tough Love’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Jay: It's cute, that grown-up routine Manny's putting on to impress his girlfriend.
Gloria: She's not his girlfriend. She's his teacher.
Jay: Gloria, he brought her home when he thought no one would be around.
Gloria: Manny has been bringing his teachers home since he was a little kid. His 9th birthday party turned into a PTA meeting.
Quote from Jay
Jay: You're gonna love it, Joe. My dad took me to an air show like this for my 12th birthday. We saw Blue Angels, fighter jets, a B-52 bomber.
Joe: Something got bombed?
Jay: Well, my dad. He got in a drinking contest with some fly boys. But that just made it extra fun, 'cause I got to drive us home.
Quote from Joe
Gloria: Joe, why is the fort still in the middle of the living room?
Joe: I need it.
Gloria: For what? Apaches? Are you being attacked?
Joe: Feels like it.