Jay Quote #1177
Quote from Jay in The Graduates
Manny: Thanks for helping me with the cap-and-gown mess. I don't know what I would have done without you.
Jay: I'm just happy you and your dad got to have some father-son time last night.
Manny: Yeah.
Jay: What?
Manny: It's just... with me graduating and everything, I kind of wanted to say... you and me today, you know, that's what I think of as father-son time.
Jay: Let me tell you something. After my divorce, my rule for dating was no kids. And then you and your mom came along, and all of that went right out the window. What I'm trying to say is, here's to you, son. [glasses clink]
Manny: You know, I'm still kind of hungover.
Jay: You're a man now! Power through!
Modern Family Quotes
‘The Graduates’ Quotes
Quote from Jay
Manny: Mom, you're already cooking for tomorrow? Don't make a big deal.
Gloria: My baby's graduating. He won the award for Integrity and Character. "No absence, no tardies, respectful to students and teachers alike."
Jay: My school had an award like that, but instead of a sash, that kid got a punch in the mouth. Proud of you, though.
Manny: Why do all your stories involve a punch in the face, a shifty European, or a broad who's been around the block?
Jay: That reminds me of when I had to rough up this Italian kid because he didn't want me dating his sister. She was no nun!
Quote from Javier
Javier: How could I miss it? Manny, the first member of my family to ever graduate from high school.
Jay: Wait a minute. Don't you have a brother in Colombia who's a doctor?
Javier: Yes.
Gloria: He just does orthopedic surgery, not brain or heart.
Quote from Phil
Claire: [singsong] There he is, the graduate.
Phil: I have one word for you, Luke... plastics.
Claire: [normal voice] I don't think he knows that movie, honey.
Phil: Mrs. Dunphy, you're trying to seduce me.