Cameron Quote #1000
Quote from Cameron in Sarge & Pea
Cameron: Oh, you have a son?
Ana: Love of my life. [sighs] He took the divorce pretty hard. He's different, you know? He's really he's creative and sensitive, and he gets picked on a lot at school. You know, it's like, thank God for his dance class. [voice breaking] I feel like it's the only place that I see, like, real joy on his face.
Cameron: I knew it. You're the worst!
Ana: Excuse me?
Cameron: I'm not Richard, you fool. I'm the father you and your giant iPad robbed of his daughter's first ballet solo. I hope whatever reason you had to prioritize your child over mine was a good one, and now that I hear it, it's pretty close, I have to admit, but still.
Ana: Wow! You're a maniac, but I'm grateful because this has been one of the most abysmal dates I have ever been on.
Cameron: Oh!
Modern Family Quotes
‘Sarge & Pea’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Stefi: Admission has gotten tougher. Only about 4 out of 10 applicants get accepted.
Luke: Ugh.
Phil: You've beaten worse odds than that. We forgot to get you vaccinated till you were 6.
Quote from Dede
Dede: Well, I don't know what you're doing, but you look great.
Jay: And you look great, too. Oh, look, there's no line at the bar. How about a Rob Roy for old time's sake?
Dede: Oh, you remembered, Sarge. [to Mitchell] That was the only drink I could keep down when I was pregnant.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Hey. I got us a campus map, and look at this my old college frat has a chapter here! By legacy rights, I'm entitled to use the main-floor bathroom and sign out a Frisbee.