Cameron: Oh, you have a son?
Ana: Love of my life. [sighs] He took the divorce pretty hard. He's different, you know? He's really he's creative and sensitive, and he gets picked on a lot at school. You know, it's like, thank God for his dance class. [voice breaking] I feel like it's the only place that I see, like, real joy on his face.
Cameron: I knew it. You're the worst!
Ana: Excuse me?
Cameron: I'm not Richard, you fool. I'm the father you and your giant iPad robbed of his daughter's first ballet solo. I hope whatever reason you had to prioritize your child over mine was a good one, and now that I hear it, it's pretty close, I have to admit, but still.
Ana: Wow! You're a maniac, but I'm grateful because this has been one of the most abysmal dates I have ever been on.
Cameron: Oh!