Manny Quote #413
Quote from Manny in Ringmaster Keifth
Mitchell: Um, who do you want as Joe's legal guardian? No, no, don't think. Just answer, okay? If something happens to both of you, who do you want to take care of Joe?
Manny: Me, obviously.
Gloria: Ay, Manny, you're too young. Besides, you're about to start your new life soon.
Jay: Yeah, you should be out sowing your oats or just sewing. That's something you like.
Manny: [scoffs] I don't see what the big deal is. I'd hire a nanny, sell the house, downsize to a condo. I'm thinking maybe a loft in an up-and-coming arts district. Sure, it'll take me a bit longer to finish college, but aren't those the best years of life, anyway? The main thing is, he's my brother. I'm not letting anybody else raise him.
Gloria: Ay, Manny. You're so sweet.
Jay: Am I the only one unsettled by how much he's thought about that already?
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‘Ringmaster Keifth’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: What is this? We don't need to put aside money for Manny's college. I already took care of it. When Manny was born, I didn't want to rely on anyone, so I started saving money from my paycheck. Eventually, I made enough money for Manny's college, so if anything happens, he'll be okay.
Jay: That's amazing. How did I not see this in the bank statements?
Gloria: Why would I put money that I might need to run away with in the middle of night in the bank? I put it in my disappear bag.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: The money has to be here somewhere. This is all the stuff from when we first moved in together.
Jay: Why do we have a box of doll heads?
Gloria: Oh, I guess you think it's a coincidence that we have never had evil spirits in this house.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Okay, get ready to pig out!
Mitchell: In six to eight hours.
[aside to camera:]
Cameron: I did Thanksgiving dinner last year, and it didn't go well.
Mitchell: Cam blew up the turkey and made the goat kill itself.
Cameron: Anyhoo, today is my comeback meal, and I decided to keep it simple and roast a pig. So, you just dig a hole, you put down a bed of coals, then a layer of banana leaves, lower the pig, cover it with burlap and tin foil, and bam! Six hours later, you dig it all up, put it on a platter, and bam! Dinner is served.