Mitchell Quote #644
Quote from Mitchell in White Christmas
Cameron: [aside to camera] Last Christmas, Mitchell and I thought it would be fun to sing a little Christmas Carol for the family. Unfortunately, it didn't go so well because somebody had a little too much to drink. [eyes Mitchell]
Mitchell: Stop doing that. I was nervous. The family has been mocking us relentlessly all year.
Cameron: Nicknames like Screeches & Herb, Simon & God-awful, Nickelback.
Mitchell: But we're gonna redeem ourselves this year. We have been rehearsing our new number for months, and we will debut it at the cabin as a special holiday "screw you" to the family.
Modern Family Quotes
‘White Christmas’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera] Christmas in Colombia was always hot and loud, people arguing, betrayal, schemes. So I rented a mountain cabin for the whole family to celebrate my first Christmas as an American. I want a white Christmas, you know, like white people have.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] There is no Chuck Feeny. I made him up because of what happened to Don McSorley when he turned his company over to his son. Son only took the job because he felt obligated. One year later, business went bankrupt. Broke my heart to buy his entire inventory 8 cents on the dollar.
Quote from Jay
Jay: Gloria and I have been talking about this for a while. What with Joe getting older, I feel it's just the right time to start a new chapter, which is why I've decided... to retire.
Mitchell: Oh, my.
Cameron: What?!
Jay: Well, maybe "retired" is the wrong word. More of a transition. So, when people ask, "where's Jay Pritchett?" You tell them, "he's transitioning."
Mitchell: Mm.
Jay: Okay, I heard it, too. Let's go back to retiring.