Jay Quote #829
Quote from Jay in Valentine's Day 4: Twisted Sister
Jay: You see how she keeps sliding close to me? It's like eating on a boat.
Manny: It's so much worse than that. It's straight out of Lethal Ladies. Look what I found in the trash.
Jay: Pictures of me and Gloria with Gloria's head cut out?
Manny: She literally wants Mom out of the picture.
Jay: Hold on, amigo. Is she infatuated with me? Yes. Understandable. Unavoidable. But would she actually do something to her own-
Manny: [gasps]
Jay: What?
Manny: She just took a bottle out of her purse and sprinkled it into Mom's soup.
Jay: Okay, that's enough of this dumb TV show for you. We're talking about a perfectly believable obsession.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Valentine's Day 4: Twisted Sister’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: Happy Valentine's, by the way.
Claire: Mmm, no. Gross and sweaty from running. So, for later tonight, you thinking what I'm thinking, valentine?
Phil: I believe I am.
[aside to camera:]
Phil: Every Valentine's Day, Claire and I look forward to some naughty role-playing. Sexually adventurous cuckolder Juliana and Clive Bixby, speaker salesman by day, spy by night. Lover also by night and sometimes during the day. The speaker business, it it pretty much runs itself.
Quote from Jay
Gloria: Jay, they delayed Sonia's flight until tomorrow. Why don't we cancel our dinner reservation and the three of us celebrate Valentine's here?
Sonia: You don't have to do that for me, Gloria. I usually spend Valentine's Day selling artificial flowers near the well in my village.
Jay: Where do you people live, National Geographic?
Quote from Phil
Phil: I must say, Juliana, you're the last person I expected to see here tonight.
Claire: Well, with any luck, you'll be the last person I do see tonight.
Phil: [chuckles] Oh, my God.
Claire: Phil, I've had my eye on you for years. I'm just so happy we're finally gonna get some alone time. I'm not scaring you, am I?
Phil: Quite the contrary. Most women who meet me almost instantly ask for some alone time.