Jay: You see how she keeps sliding close to me? It's like eating on a boat.
Manny: It's so much worse than that. It's straight out of Lethal Ladies. Look what I found in the trash.
Jay: Pictures of me and Gloria with Gloria's head cut out?
Manny: She literally wants Mom out of the picture.
Jay: Hold on, amigo. Is she infatuated with me? Yes. Understandable. Unavoidable. But would she actually do something to her own-
Manny: [gasps]
Jay: What?
Manny: She just took a bottle out of her purse and sprinkled it into Mom's soup.
Jay: Okay, that's enough of this dumb TV show for you. We're talking about a perfectly believable obsession.