Jay Quote #740
Quote from Jay in The Wedding (Part 1)
Merle Tucker: It's a shame Mitchell's mother couldn't make it to the wedding.
Jay: For who?
Merle Tucker: Mm, things still rough between the two of you?
Jay: Merle, things have always been rough. That woman never stopped complaining. Finding the strength to leave Dede was the hardest thing I ever did, but the best decision I ever made.
Merle Tucker: Well, you sure made a score with that Gloria. Wow.
Jay: Big-time.
Merle Tucker: I bet you landed her before she got a gander at those hooves of yours. [laughs]
Jay: You're welcome, by the way.
Modern Family Quotes
‘The Wedding (Part 1)’ Quotes
Quote from Sal
Sal: Surprise! Guess who's on time.
Mitchell: Oh, my God! Sal, wow, you're pregnant.
Cameron: Congratulations!
Sal: Thank you. We're really excited.
Lily: You're huge.
Sal: Nice teeth.
Quote from Alex
Alex: [aside to camera] My dad would never admit this, but when he wants fun he goes straight to Luke. They have a weird connection. They're like Batman and Robin. Dad and I are more like Batman and Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Mitchell! Mitchell! Look at this. Do you think you could fit in there?
Mitchell: I'm not doing that.
Cameron: Then what am I gonna wear to our wedding? My black funeral suit? Is that the tone you want to set?
Mitchell: You wore it to one funeral. And you didn't even know Bea Arthur.
Cameron: I felt like I did.
Mitchell: I know.