Cameron Quote #713
Cameron: There we are Christmas morning last year.
Claire: Oh, my God. Oh, it's Alex's old pajamas! I'm so sorry. I owe you an apology. Sometimes I can be really- What's that?
Cameron: Uh, the calendar opened to December, the half-eaten cookies for Santa Claus, the nibbled-on carrots for reindeer? I don't know.
Claire: No, that looks like last month's Vanity Fair.
Cameron: Oh, well, you know, every month's "young Hollywood."
Claire: Mm, and didn't Lily just lose that tooth?
Cameron: Nope, it's still there. It's just dirty. Christmas-morning chocolates.
Claire: Uh, and I am quite sure that's a reflection of Mitchell in the clothes he was wearing this morning.
Mitchell: Oh, yay, I finally made it into a picture.
Cameron: Just couldn't change, could you?
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