Phil Quote #797
Quote from Phil in The Future Dunphys
Claire: Phil, talk to your children.
Phil: All right. Everybody listen up. Haley, you're not quitting. You're resigning. It sounds better.
Claire: No. Unh-unh.
Phil: Alex, you have all of spring break to lock yourself in your room and study.
Claire: No, no, no, no, no.
Phil: And, Luke, coffee bot is a non-starter. But I do like the idea of popcorn kernels in the pancake batter so they self-flip.
Claire: Stop talking! Step away from the children.
Modern Family Quotes
‘The Future Dunphys’ Quotes
Quote from Haley
Claire: [on the phone] Haley, I love you. If you don't want to work in that store, I'll help you find something you like better.
Haley: Is this reverse psychiatry?
Claire: No, honey. Actually, nothing is.
Quote from Lily
Lily: I want a cheeseburger.
Cameron: But this is a special soup called pho.
Lily: You told me not to say that word.
Quote from Alex
Alex: I need caffeine today.
Claire: You can have juice. How late were you at that party last night?
Haley: Oh, please. She snuck in at 10:00 and spent all night reading under the covers with a flashlight.
Claire: Alex, what have I told you about staying out past your curfew?
Alex: I need to do it more often.