Phil Quote #736
Quote from Phil in New Year's Eve
Claire: And I swear to you, I was so nervous, I think I might have put on somebody else's underwear. I'm not kidding.
Cameron: Ew!
Mitchell: I love this story.
Phil: Almost as good as yours, Van Johnson.
Claire: Oh, my God!
Cameron: Oh, look. Here comes Jay. I feel bad he missed all this fun.
Mitchell: Hi, dad.
Jay: Look, they're back. My devoted family. Everyone, this is our dear friend, Billy Dee Williams.
Billy Dee Williams: Hey, hey.
Phil: Oh, my God, it's Lando. Excuse me, Mr. Williams, I just have to tell you, I've loved you since I was a little boy. I'm so starstruck right now.
Billy Dee Williams: Well, you must be Mitchell. Jay told me all about you.
Modern Family Quotes
‘New Year's Eve’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Billy Dee Williams: Oh, what's the matter with everybody? It's early yet.
Jay: Yeah, I'm having fun for the first time since I got here.
Gloria: Jay?
Jay: How long has she been there?
Gloria: What are you doing here?
Jay: Gloria. Everybody ditched me, these guys invited me to play poker, and look who I'm sitting next to.
Gloria: Eh...
Billy Dee Williams: Oh, she has no idea. Hello, I'm Billy Dee Williams.
Gloria: Hello. I'm Gloria, dee wife.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: They were for the New Year's.
Jay: Oh, right. What's that goofy thing again?
Gloria: It's not goofy. It's a tradition. At midnight, you eat 12 grapes, you make 12 wishes, one for each month of the year.
Jay: And you really think that works?
Gloria: Five years ago, I was a single mother living in a slum. Today, I'm driving to Palm Springs in my new car with my rich husband. You do what you want. I'm eating the grapes.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Oh, my God. A classic Rolls Corniche. I have been in love with this car my whole life. In my village, if you didn't drive one of these, you couldn't call yourself a drug lord.
Billy Dee Williams: Would you like to drive it?
Gloria: Does the bear sit in the woods?
Jay: Classic Charo.