Cameron Quote #501
Quote from Cameron in When a Tree Falls
Cameron: I blame myself. I've taken on too much.
Mitchell: What exactly have you taken on?
Cameron: Are you kidding me? Teaching music? This dresser handle project? My role in the musical?
Mitchell: Oh, that.
Cameron: You know what? I don't like your tone. The understudy's the most challenging role in any production. You have to be ready at a moment's notice to go on and face a disappointed audience who was there to see Kenny van Heffington.
Mitchell: Our insurance guy?
Cameron: He's breathtaking.
Mitchell: Really?
Cameron: Yeah, I hate him. Anyway, what was I talking about?
Mitchell: Putting new handles on the dresser.
Cameron: Right. The tree. I have to do something.
Modern Family Quotes
‘When a Tree Falls’ Quotes
Quote from Alex
Alex: [aside to camera] Last summer, my sister took a totally humiliating photo of me. Then she posted it to Facebook and refused to take it down. It got 873 likes. Meanwhile, there's not one embarrassing photo of Haley. Even her mug shots were cute. Today, I get my revenge. One photo of Haley, dirty, sweaty, picking up trash like a criminal. It'll be my finest moment. In a few years, I hope to have some more friends and not have time for this kind of stuff.
Quote from Luke
Manny: Look, I'm Mexico. Again. Does anybody care that I'm not from Mexico?
Luke: You keep saying that, but we've never seen a birth certificate.
Quote from Jay
Gloria: Oh, I see what this is. You called Claire to babysit the stupid pregnant lady!
Jay: You're the one who called her.
Gloria: I did?
[aside to camera:]
Jay: I called Claire. Gloria needs watching. She's got a serious case of pregnancy brain. Last week, I found a bar of soap in the fridge and a stick of butter in the shower. I walked around all day smelling like a bucket of popcorn.
Manny: Better than the toast I ate.
Jay: Yet you ate the second piece.