Lily Quote #15
Quote from Lily in Open House of Horrors
Mitchell: Um, so sometimes, uh, we tell you things like that to make you feel better. And I might have done the same thing when I told you that your mom is a princess.
Lily: So she's not?
Cameron: Well, you know what? She might be.
Mitchell: She might be.
Cameron: But we can't know for sure, honey, because well, we don't know where she is or what she's doing.
Mitchell: B- But what- What we do know is that she loved you very, very much. And she knew that she couldn't take care of you, so she made sure that you went with the most loving family she could find.
Cameron: And that's how the three of us became a family. Does that make sense, sweetie?
Mitchell: Do you have any questions for us?
Lily: Why did you say a fib and kill a bird?
Modern Family Quotes
‘Open House of Horrors’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] You don't get to be district salesman of the year without thinking inside the box. That's right. I said "inside." You know why? 'Cause while everyone's chasing each other around outside the box, you know what the box is? [tapping his skull] Empty.
Quote from Phil
Claire: [on the phone] How's your open house?
Phil: Pretty empty, actually. I kind of just took it out on a Harry Potter. Seriously, though, a Gryffindor letting his mom carry his Quidditch broom? How Hufflepuff is that?
Quote from Luke
Luke: Why are there giant lollipops all over the front yard? And why do they taste so bad?
Alex: Because they're made out of cardboard, mouth-breather.
Phil: Hey! The world needs more dreamers, Luke. Never stop licking things.