Cameron Quote #472
Quote from Cameron in Open House of Horrors
Cameron: Um... Well, do you remember how we used to tell you there was a heaven for all the flowers that die?
Mitchell: [through side of mouth] What do you mean, "used to"?
Cameron: [through side of mouth] Sorry, I let it slip. We'll deal with it later.
Mitchell: [through side of mouth] How much are you not telling me?
Lily: [through side of mouth] Why are you talking like this?
Cameron: Daddies took a little side trip. Sorry, sweetie.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Open House of Horrors’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] You don't get to be district salesman of the year without thinking inside the box. That's right. I said "inside." You know why? 'Cause while everyone's chasing each other around outside the box, you know what the box is? [tapping his skull] Empty.
Quote from Phil
Claire: [on the phone] How's your open house?
Phil: Pretty empty, actually. I kind of just took it out on a Harry Potter. Seriously, though, a Gryffindor letting his mom carry his Quidditch broom? How Hufflepuff is that?
Quote from Luke
Luke: Why are there giant lollipops all over the front yard? And why do they taste so bad?
Alex: Because they're made out of cardboard, mouth-breather.
Phil: Hey! The world needs more dreamers, Luke. Never stop licking things.