Phil Quote #576
Quote from Phil in Virgin Territory
Dr. Goodall: So I've completed the examination, she did really well.
Phil: What's the prognosis?
Dr. Goodall: We can fix most of her arm, but she'll never regain full mobility in her shoulder joint, because they don't make that part anymore.
Haley: Well, that's pretty good, right? I mean, she'll look exactly the same. No one will know.
Phil: I'll know.
Dr. Goodall: Uh-
Phil: I'm just saying I liked her the way she was. She was such a sweet little doll. I'm sorry, doctor. I'm having trouble adjusting to all this.
Haley: Uh, dad, she's still a sweet little doll.
Phil: No, she's broken.
Haley: No, she's just changed a little. It happens. Dolls grow up.
Dr. Goodall: Well, actually...
Haley: Uh, could you...?
Dr. Goodall: Yeah. Sure. I actually have to go give a little girl some pretty bad news.
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‘Virgin Territory’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Do you think it would be offensive if I asked our daughter to walk on my back?
Phil: I'd say so. I just offered to give you a massage.
Quote from Haley
Haley: What were you thinking saying that in front of him?
Alex: I'm sorry. It slipped out. Besides, I figured he knew. Mom knows.
Haley: Only because she dragged it out of Dylan. And she promised not to tell dad until I left for college, which means he might have never found out.
Quote from Gloria
Phil: Let me buy Lily a new doll. It's my fault Cam fell.
Mitchell: No, no need. Uh, the My Sweet Companion store actually has a hospital with an on-call doctor.
Phil: Well, I can go. I'm taking the girls to the mall anyway.
Mitchell: Oh, that'd be great.
Cameron: Yeah. And don't worry. She has medical insurance.
Mitchell: Yeah, and I think we've met our deductible for the year, so you should be good.
Cameron: Yeah.
Gloria: Do you know what a doll is in my village? An apple on a fork!