Luke Quote #145
Quote from Luke in Virgin Territory
Manny: It's not like me and Miranda are perfectly suited. For one thing, she likes bad boys. That's just not me.
Luke: I'm gonna turn on some music.
Manny: I'm sorry. I can't unlearn how to treat a lady. But where does that leave me? Waiting till I'm 40 when she looks me up on Facebook after a failed first marriage?
Luke: Okay. [starts engine]
Manny: What are you doing?
Luke: I'm sick of hearing you whine about Miranda! It's time to make her notice you!
Manny: But we can't!
Luke: We got a full tank of gas, and she's right down the block. Now buckle up!
Manny: Are you crazy?
Luke: You tell me.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Virgin Territory’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Do you think it would be offensive if I asked our daughter to walk on my back?
Phil: I'd say so. I just offered to give you a massage.
Quote from Haley
Haley: What were you thinking saying that in front of him?
Alex: I'm sorry. It slipped out. Besides, I figured he knew. Mom knows.
Haley: Only because she dragged it out of Dylan. And she promised not to tell dad until I left for college, which means he might have never found out.
Quote from Gloria
Phil: Let me buy Lily a new doll. It's my fault Cam fell.
Mitchell: No, no need. Uh, the My Sweet Companion store actually has a hospital with an on-call doctor.
Phil: Well, I can go. I'm taking the girls to the mall anyway.
Mitchell: Oh, that'd be great.
Cameron: Yeah. And don't worry. She has medical insurance.
Mitchell: Yeah, and I think we've met our deductible for the year, so you should be good.
Cameron: Yeah.
Gloria: Do you know what a doll is in my village? An apple on a fork!