Lily Quote #7

Quote from Lily in Aunt Mommy

Cameron: And now we upload your picture.
Mitchell: This is fun. This is fun.
Cameron: Yeah. And in just a few short moments, thanks to the magic of technology, we'll know what our baby actually looks-
Mitchell: Oh! No!
Cameron: What happened? What is that?
Mitchell: Did you put one of us in upside-down?
Cameron: No! That's actually- Okay, I-I don't want to see this anymore. Turn it off.
Mitchell: Oh, it's not turning off.
Cameron: Well, throw something over it! That- Oh, God!
Mitchell: Yeah, well, we played God, and look what we brought forth.
Lily: Daddies, what are you looking at? Aah!

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 ‘Aunt Mommy’ Quotes

Quote from Phil

Phil: I have to go show a house. But first, what was Elton John's sexual orientation in the '70s?
Haley & Alex: Bi.
Haley: You've done that one before.
Phil: And it never gets old. Like the good Captain Fantastic himself.

Quote from Haley

Haley: Mom heard us say we were bored.
Phil: Suckers.
Alex: She heard us from outside.
Haley: She has super good hearing, like a seeing eye dog. They have overdeveloped hearing to make up for the fact that-- Wait, the dogs aren't blind. Wait. Are they? No, that wouldn't make sense.
Alex: You're right. If I wait long enough, she can get there by herself.

Quote from Mitchell

Cameron: It's perfect! It's our chance to have a baby that's part me, part you!
Mitchell: No, no! It's part you and part Claire. I'm nowhere in there. And it's not like I can pretend. It's- She's not some egg donor that we don't know. It's Claire. You know, we see her all the time. And what are we supposed to tell the baby? "Say hi to your Aunt Mommy!"
Cameron: Adorable.
Mitchell: No, not adorable. Appalachian.