Gloria Quote #220
Quote from Gloria in Lifetime Supply
Phil: Uh, I don't wanna bum you out. My doctor did some tests and said he'd call if something was wrong, and he called this morning.
Gloria: And what did he say?
Phil: I don't know. I missed the call. Now I can't reach him.
Gloria: [gasps] The black mouse.
Phil: What?
Gloria: In my dream. It was a bad omen. But probably not for you. [gasps] The staircase. No, no, no. You're fine.
You're fine.
Phil: Am I? Get this. Fifteen years ago I won a lifetime supply of razor blades. They ran out today.
Gloria: [gasps, does the sign of the cross, spits]
Phil: What's with the spitting? Are you warding off death?
Gloria: No. When I did I think I suck in a little bug.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Lifetime Supply’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Gloria: That's the problem with Americans. They expect all of us to know their language, but they don't even make the effort to learn ours.
Walt: Win a war sometime. Then we'll start talking like you.
Luke: Ha. So wrong.
Quote from Javier
Javier: Look into his eyes. I don't care what the doctor says. I give him six months.
Quote from Haley
Gloria: Hola, Haley.
Haley: Hi, Gloria. Thanks for coming over.
Gloria: En espanol, por favor.
Haley: Uh, hola, Gloria. Gracias for coming over.
Gloria: No, the whole thing.
Haley: I don't know the whole thing. Why do I even need to learn Spanish? I live in California. I'm never gonna use it.