Jay Quote #317
Quote from Jay in When Good Kids Go Bad
Jay: You're a little jumpy tonight, Manny. Anything wrong?
Manny: No. Well, I'm just gonna-
Jay: Have a seat, kid. You know, maybe it's me, but I thought you were kinda squirrelly tonight, you know, before when your mom was on the phone with the principal. Almost like you wanted to say something, but you just couldn't. Anything you wanna say now, Manny?
Manny: No. I have nothing to say.
Jay: You sure about that? Think real hard.
Manny: Could I get a glass of water?
Jay: That girl's locket, you took it, didn't you?
Manny: Um.
Jay: Didn't you?
Manny: Yes.
Modern Family Quotes
‘When Good Kids Go Bad’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Haley: Okay, so we both think that this would make a totally awesome bedroom.
Alex: But only one of us can have it. Don't you think it should be me?
Haley: Oh, so not. It should be me. Right, Luke?
Luke: Why do you guys wanna move into the attic?
Haley: Oh, you mean "the penthouse"?
Alex: With all the privacy of being on its very own floor?
Luke: It is kinda cool.
[aside to camera:]
Luke: I'm not an idiot. I knew what they were up to, but I've been wanting to move for a while. There's a line of ants going to a trick-or-treat bag in my closet, and I don't want to still be there when they get tired of candy.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Oh, he is so cute!
Laura: Yeah, and he never cries. Literally never. It's actually a little weird.
Cameron: Oh, no, that's not weird. My sister was born with a full set of teeth.
Mitchell: Yeah, that never happened.
Cameron: Oh. No? Really? You should've seen her crib. It looked like beavers lived there.
Quote from Lily
Mitchell: Cam, you don't have to ice her out completely.
Cameron: Do you think I'm enjoying this? But I need her to detach from me before the new thing comes or who knows what she'll do to it.
Mitchell: Why are you saying "thing" instead of "baby"?
Lily: Kill the new baby.
Mitchell: Oh.