Jay Quote #274
Quote from Jay in The Musical Man
Donnie: I'm gonna be fine. I got great doctors, the kids call me every day. Irene even lost 20 pounds due to stress.
Jay: Good for you. You promise me. You get that liver checked.
Donnie: Ah, there's nothing wr- [Jay sucker punches Donnie] Oh.
Jay: Come on, Donna. Suck it up. We're missin' my kid's show.
Donnie: You son of a bitch.
Jay: Come on. "I can't hear no more!"
Modern Family Quotes
‘The Musical Man’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Well, I had no idea. I had no idea I was surrounded by a bunch of quitters. This production was a joke until I introduced these children to the musical theater greats Bernstein, Sondheim. Years from now, some of these kids will still be talking about the way I Sondheimized them.
Mitchell: Ooh, I don't think that's a good way of saying... Okay.
Quote from Cameron
Mitchell: Do you think that the kids are gonna be able to learn it by tonight? Maybe you should stick with something they already know.
Cameron: I knew this would happen! Why do you have to throw a wet blanket on my dreams?
Mitchell: I do not.
Cameron: You do it all the time. And you know what I end up with? Wet dreams! I heard it as soon as I said it. Just leave it alone.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Excuse me. I'm so sorry. I never do this with celebrities but are you by any chance the foxy mom in the new Horizon Realty ad?
Claire: Am I gonna regret doing that?
Phil: Did the Marlboro Man have any regrets?