Haley Quote #68
Quote from Haley in Boys' Night
Cameron: [on the phone] Haley! Hi. Is everything okay?
Haley: Yeah. Why?
Cameron: Because I just saw a man walk through the living room.
Haley: What? Where are you?
Cameron: I can see through the camera on the computer.
Haley: You're spying on me? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That is so lame. Look, I don't know what you think you saw maybe the TV or the reflection. Or maybe you think that my body is just shaped like a boy, like I don't have hips or something.
Cameron: No, no, no, no. You have a darling figure. I was just concerned that-
Haley: That hurts so much. This is the kind of thing that I expect from my mother, but not from my cool uncle. So, thank you for all of your trust.
Cameron: Okay, um, sorry. Sorry. [hangs up]
Haley: Unbelievable. [to Dylan] You gotta go.
Dylan: Okay.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Boys' Night’ Quotes
Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: [aside to camera] When I was 12 years old, my father walked into my bedroom and caught me doing the most embarrassing thing that a boy can do... dancing to Madonna's "Lucky Star." And from that moment on, there's always been a part of me that I've kept from him. And yet here he was laughing with my friends. And I don't know... maybe the problem was me.
Quote from Longinus
Longinus: John Schneider was the one.
Mitchell: John Schneider from Dukes of Hazzard?
Cameron: That was your first crush?
Longinus: Oh, my God, yes. Bo Duke. Delicious.
Pepper: He was a redneck who drove a car called the General Lee with a giant Confederate flag on it. That wasn't a turn off for you?
Longinus: Look, I know he was all kinds of wrong, but the heart wants what the heart wants.
Quote from Longinus
Crispin: Mitchell was just about to tell us who his first boy crush was.
Mitchell: No, I wasn't.
Pepper: Let me bring you up to speed. Crispin's was Joey Mclntyre whoever that is. Longinus said John Schneider.
Jay: Your name is Longinus?
Longinus: I know. I never stood a chance.